Words worth keeping

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again."So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?""Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand.""I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said."And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.

Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.