Quotes

Words worth keeping

296 quotes — from Indian and world voices, in English, Hindi and Urdu — while our publisher catalog grows.

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Jesus!" Luke exclaimed."Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.

— Cassandra Clare
Humor

Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.

— Markus Herz
Humor Books & Writing

Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?

— Terry Johnson
Humor Philosophy

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

— Albert Einstein
Humor Philosophy Science

So many books, so little time.

— Frank Zappa
Humor Books & Writing

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

— Mae West
Life Humor

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

— Narcotics Anonymous
Life Humor

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

— Jane Austen
Humor Books & Writing

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

— Groucho Marx
Humor Books & Writing Friendship Nature & World

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

— Steve Martin
Humor

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

— Mark Twain
Humor

World quotes adapted from the Abirate/english_quotes dataset (CC BY 4.0). Indian-figure and Hindi/Urdu quotes are a curated compilation of widely-attributed public sayings.